Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.
that is brilliant news what are you talking about
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them